Stop the presses! Man the ramparts! Fill the moats! Double up the manpower on the ‘Clinton Suicide Prevention’ hotline!
Frankly, I am concerned about the psychological condition of the the Hillary Clinton supporters that have now found out that the Russians did not assist Donald Trump on the way to the presidency. Could Hillary actually have lost the election for other reasons? I am concerned about the psychological mental imbalance that the 50 million liberal wonks, who are now clutching their teddy bears for comfort, must now be suffering because of her defeat. And…..there is even talk that Hillary may indeed have been the person colluding with the Russians! Could this get any worse? How could this possibly be? But never fear. I, Grandpa T, am going to attempt to talk you down from your precipice of despair.
Let us take a trip down memory lane. In 1992, the United States elected a POTUS named William Jefferson Clinton. He was charming. He received an overwhelming amount of female votes because of his appeal over his competitors. (George H.W. Bush in 1992, Bob Dole in 1996) And, as later proved, he had the morality of a snake. Yes, Bill decided to take up with a White House intern, and their affair became public. But , Bill, being the power seeking cur that he was, lied about the affair just prior to the upcoming reelection campaign of 1996. “I did not have relations with that woman.” And, you liberal wonks, decided that your man just could not be lying like a cheap rug, and decided that because ‘boys will be boys’, you reelected him. Later, Bill was charged with being a sexual predator. More importantly, he was required to pay, as a result of a court case, damages to one or more of his victims. But during all of this, while he should have been impeached, his loving wife, Hillary, stood by her man. And, because a better script could not have been written by the National Enquirer or by Hollywood, she was regarded as the ever dutiful wife. As her reward for supporting Bill (and to maintain power), Hillary ran, and won a senate seat in a state she never lived in, New York. Hillary lamented the fact that on the day that they left the White House, they were broke. Small wonder, because that’s what sexual predator settlements do to your net worth.
I must interject at this point, that in my entire business career, if someone has deplorable morals regarding their personal lives, they very often have these same morals with their business life. I digress.
Because of book deals and exorbitant speech fees, the Clintons’ made a quick financial recovery. In 1997, they founded the Clinton Foundation. This foundation is headquartered in New York City, but any donations funded to the organization go through Canada. The reason is because Canada has laws protecting the identity of anyone contributing to the foundation, both foreign and domestic. After being sanitized, the funds are then forwarded to New York.
So, during the same election that George W. Bush was elected in the fall of 2000, Hillary was elected to her first term as a U.S. Senator from New York. She was reelected in 2006.
Now the presidential election of the fall of 2008 rolls around, and Hillary believes that she is finally going to get her shot at becoming POTUS. But…no…this upstart named Barrack Obama, a relative unknown politician receives the Democratic nomination. Why? Because every political poll at that time showed that she would lose the election, regardless of the Republican challenger. So the DNC made a bold and desperate move and nominated Obama. After his win, Obama appointed Hillary as the Secretary of State. As it turned out, a very nice consolation prize for supporting him during the election campaign. The Clinton’s kept their fingers in the political power pie!
I have to backtrack and say that for the purposes of intrigue, the next part of this article should be held to last. It would provide for a dramatic ending. But for the purposes of accurate chronological portrayal, it needs to be discussed next.
During Hillary’s tenure as Secretary of State, somehow the Obama administration decided it would be a wise decision to sell Russia 20% of our enriched uranium reserves. This occurred in 2010. Perhaps you have heard about it recently as it is dominating the news? Now I will admit that in 2010, I wondered, as a concerned citizen, why we would sell enriched uranium to a questionable Russian entity. Why would Congress allow such a transaction to take place? Well, part of my wonderment has recently been fulfilled when it was reported that this transaction took place because they bypassed Congress. A decision of that magnitude, with worldwide implication made without Congressional approval!
So why, dear readers and liberal wonks, was this transaction allowed to take place? And…more importantly, what did Russia do with that enriched uranium. Let me assist both the liberal and conservative readers by attempting to talk you off the precipice of despair. The ‘why’ portion of this ordeal is easy. It was done for MONEY! Lots and lots of money! Some in the form of kickbacks, and some in the form of $140 million contributions from Russia to the Clinton Foundation. In the meantime, Bill was receiving exorbitant fees for 20 minute speeches in Russia. Let me interject that the scab is just now being torn off this wound. The number of people involved, the members of the past administration involved, and the amount of monies being involved will blow your mind once this has been investigated. We are talking billions! And the Clinton’s are in this up to there necks as Hillary was deeply involved in this transaction occurring.
One question not being asked is, ‘what did Russia do with the enriched uranium?‘ Now the official response from this whole can of worms is that they would sell the enriched uranium back to the United States. Does that make sense? Why would our country buy back what we already own. Here is my fear, and for once I hope I am wrong. What if Russia sold this enriched uranium to Iran? What if Russia sold it to North Korea. There are billions of dollars at stake here, and our country delivered $1 billion to Iran, in cash, during the Obama administration. Would this not be treason of the highest magnitude? Could Iran or North Korea use our own uranium to attack us or our allies? If so, there should be people in prison.
Now we get to the 2016 elections. Hillary’s time has come. She and the DNC decided to undermine Bernie Sander’s election campaign. But, what the hell, Hillary deserves to win regardless of the cost. But the upstart Trump needs a political haircut. Enter…..Fusion GPS. Ah yes. Fusion GPS is a company founded in 2011 in, of all places, Swamp Central, also know as Washington, D.C. Their primary business is opposition research. They will research a political opponent for a fee. One of their first targets? Mitt Romney. If they do not find any dirt worthy of a good smear campaign, they will make dirt up. Then they will hire some down and out reporter or author to submit the recently fertilized dirt to a media source. There are no shortage of media sources that will publish fiction as fact, especially if it is against a Conservative or against the POTUS. Of course, the article will be submitted stating that it was thoroughly researched and investigated.
So now, we find out that the Trump dossier, that damning piece of evidence that has triggered all kinds of investigations into Trump’s alleged ties with the Russians, is more fictitious than ‘Alice in Wonderland.’ And who paid the $9 million to Fusion GPS for this great work of fiction? These guys received their payments from the DNC and the Clinton Campaign Committee.
This little dust-up, much like the enriched uranium scandal, are just beginning to surface. All kinds of election laws were broken because of this. And now, we have Robert Mueller and his hired team of 17 attorneys, investigating alleged ties between Trump and Russia, based on a fictitious piece of literature generated by Fusion GPS. Did I mention that Robert Mueller was Director of the FBI during the Russian uranium purchase? This investigation is going to cost the taxpayers millions, and who should pay for that? I think the Clinton’s should pay for the whole damn thing.
Another very disturbing fact that has surfaced during this Fusion GPS affair, is that the CIA and FBI took this garbage as fact, and consequently were granted wire-tap privileges of Trump because of it. How frickin’ incompetent are these organizations? If our two primary intelligence agencies can’t separate fact from fiction, our country is in a world of hurt.
So for my liberal wonks that need to come to a logical, analytical stage of emotional fulfillment as to why Hillary lost the election, grab your teddy bear tighter and let me offer the following:
- Bill and Hillary have always been about money,
- Bill and Hillary have always been about power, because power equates to money.
- Bill and Hillary do not care one bit about average American Joe. They hob nob with celebrities with money, not the working people in Wisconsin.
- Hillary spent over $1 billion on her election campaign. Where did that money come from?
- Lying and declaring ignorance are not uncommon to Bill and Hillary. (Or the DNC.)
- Neither have been forthcoming about their personal lives. Don’t expect anything better in their political lives.
- Hillary is not a likable person.
- When in doubt as to the Clinton motivation, refer to 1 and 2.
So in the spirit of easing your troubled minds about Hillary’s loss in the last election, here is my soothing, conciliatory advice for you and your teddy bear, “Sorry. But your candidate sucked!”
It is obvious from the recent events that draining the swamp is going to take bigger equipment and more equipment. Many people believe that Donald Trump is brash and unreasonable. I am beginning to think he has the patience of Job. If I were him, I would immediately terminate any of the Obama strap hangers that have proven to be incompetent, non-trustworthy, or colluding to halt any progress for his administration or are attempting to cover-up the numerous transgressions of the past administration. Make America Great Again!